Daylight Bribery

Btw, the hubby got me a NEW handphone (It was a bribe anyway, and a li'l of my quiet insistence..)

Coz of course it isn't fair when he gets to change his handphone every 6 months to a year, on the basis that all his handphones do not keep up to his level of expectation & they turn him down by:

Year 2002 - Insisting on going into the washing machine & getting itself washed..

Year 2003 - Losing themselves in a 7-11 outlet..

Year 2004 (2 hp's) - One was getting itself overheated & loses its mind, another simply refused to work..

Year 2005 (2 hp's AGAIN) - N some crap excuses AGAIN..

Year 2006 - Oh, some virus decided to attack his phone in a crowded shopping mall..

Year 2007 - (Damn..) I got him that beautiful thing for VD & few months down the road, it purposely falls down and breaks its own screen, then it can't function in a normal way..bla bla bla..

Year 2008 - Since he was legally bound to me in a constitution called marriage & we (meaning his family members & me)decided via an invisible MoU that he will not purchase any assets without my prior consent/approval, he lost his chance to waste the money.. He did, however, take over his mom's phone (of course using lots of sentimental crap there).. Then he happily spoiled it for her..
Then he comes to UAE & the company (very innocently) gives him a phone to use..

Year 2009 - Now that company handphone is apparently not glam enaf.. So here you go.. ONE more Nokia Xpress Music..with a bribe from his part (I'll get you the same model, sayang.. Then we both use same-same phone)..

Lepas belikan, dia tanya lagi "Ma, wat do I get for buying you the phone ah?"
Apalah aku nak jawab? I said "I'll make u a superb cup of coffee"..

Chronology of events from the time we got into a relationship, provided by:
yours' truly..

What he doesn't know (yet)..
Every new phone he buys from now onwards, I get another of the same model for me too..

Hehe.. very soon will have a collection of handphones la pulak..
(Jan 1,Feb 1..)

Will upload pics later..